Real Housewives of Atlanta ‘Kim Zolciak’ Pregnant

So I guess she isn’t a lesbian anymore. That was a fun week. Wig wearing ‘Real Housewife of Atlanta’, Kim Zolciak, confirms that she is pregnant with boyfriend Kroy Biermann. More important new… Her followup single to ‘Don’t be Tardy for the Party’ is ‘Google Me’, and it is released on iTunes Nov. 30th. Should Kim be allowed to make more music… or have more children?

“I was surprised! While it wasn’t planned, God clearly has a bigger and better plan for us and we’re excited.”

Kim, who has two daughters from a previous marriage, Brielle, 13, and Ariana, 9, has been dating Kroy since May – viewers saw her meet the 25-year-old Atlanta Falcons defensive end on the Nov. 14 episode of Housewives.

“He makes me a better person,” says Kim. “I love everything about him. I definitely don’t want to get married while I’m pregnant. But I can see myself marrying Kroy in the future.”

How will Kim survive with no cigarettes and wine? What will she fill her Versace wine glasses with?

Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak Sans Wig

The wig wearing, chain smoking, gold digging, and recently bisexual, ‘Real Housewife of Atlanta’ Kim Zolciak, has never been photo’d publicly without one of those drag queen monster wigs on the top of her botox injected head. That reminds me… remember when those clucking chickens Kim, NeNe, and Sheree got in that trashy fight outside that restaurant in Atlanta and Sheree went right for Kim’s wig and yanked it to the side. Loved that! Now that is some good quality TV. I have to say, I don’t hate the wigs… it’s sorta like low rent extensions.

“I found her absolutely stunning and the attraction was mutual” says Tracy. “I didn’t even care that Kim wore a wig. When she took it off at night, she looked even more beautiful without it!”

Does Tracy realize that she was used for the publicity?

Watch Danielle Staub from Real Housewives of New Jersey Sex Tape

OMG! It’s here and it is not even near safe for your work. Did I say that it was NSFW yet? Danielle Staub from Bravo’s horriably addicting Real Housewives of New Jersey sex tape is everything you would hope it would be. Let’s just say that you find out that she is pierced… down there!

CLICK HERE to watch the 15 minutes of naughty, naughty, home made, housewife sex! You love it. Not to ruin it… but this woman has two young daughters under 16. I know you don’t care. CLICK HERE to watch.

Posh Twitters Justin Beiber Fever

I thought it was Posh.

Turns out, that’s Kim Kardashian with WAY too much face placed!

Is she starring in the Broadway production of Chicago, or is that camera ready?

Kim wrote: ‘I officially have Bieber Fever!!!’

Justin Twatted: ‘Look its my girlfriend Kim Kardashian.’

Justin then ran to the mens room for some private time.

Don’t Blink” Kim Zolciak’s In A Movie With Demi Moore

Did you hear that the newest member of gay Hollywood Kim Zolciak’s in a movie opposite Demi Moore called The Joneses? Guess she figures now that she’s gay Hollywood’s pink doors will fly open for her!

Ok, fine it’s just a cameo, but she’s in a movie and we aren’t. What do you mean who did she suck off to get this walk on? That’s just rude! She really had to work on her craft and stretch because she plays a blonde woman at a party. Give her some credit guys!

Via: Popwrap

Don’t Be Tardy For Kim Zolciak’s Coming Out Party – She’s A Lesbo”

From Big Poppa’s pee pee To Big Mama’s melons… Real Housewives of Atlanta reality star and singing sensation, Kim Zolciak, has switched teams in between seasons by pulling a Lindsay Lohan!

Kim was spotted out with her new girlfirend and love of three months, DJ Tracy Young, at the Blacks’ Annual Gala in Miami Beach. Is it just me or does Kim look like Tracey’s tranny best friend in this picture? The rumor is Kim’s going to come out on season three of the show, but it looks like the pussy cat is already out of the bag.

Young, who made a remix of Zolciak’s song “Tardy for the Party,” was overheard saying, “We’re really happy!”

A source tells Us, “Tracy broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with Kim. Since they’ve been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim. They seem to be beyond happy with each other.”

Oh great so Kim’s the guy and she’s giving Young weight issues! Welcome to being gay!