Kristen Bell’s ‘So Sore’ From Burlesque Dancing

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“My neck is sore and my inner thighs are so sore,”

Nooooo it’s not her all night love making orgies that are causing her muscles to cramp, it’s for the new movie Burlesque co-starring Cher and Christina Aguilara. So how is our sweetheart Bell holding up with all those strippers?

“My character is fun and sexy but not a stripper. There is no nudity, and there are no pasties and G-strings.”

Awww no nudity, just sexy costumes? I love Moulin Rouge The sequel!

“It’s very artistic burlesque,” she said. “Burlesque is a tease. It’s not meant to really give that much away because that wouldn’t be considered a tease. It would be considered giving away the goods.”

In the movie Kristen parades around in Madonna-esque cone bras and sequined short shorts that would make your grampa’s heart stop. Sounds like a gay man’s dream and a straight guy’s prick tease of a nightmare! Don’t forget all your boyfriends/husbands are going to have to put up with all the singing too.

“There’s a competition between the two of us,” Bell said. “I really want to sing and she’s (Christina) allowed to sing at the club so we fight…In the end when all is well, they may sing together. I almost wish they wouldn’t, because I would rather just listen to Christina.”

The film also stars Twilight vamp Cam Gigandet, Julianne Hough and Stanley Tucci.

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