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We’re going to apologize in advance to all the straight men out there, for ruining their Jessica Alba fantasies, but here goes…..
Jessica Alba(before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source who worked for one of their camps, had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.
You know what this means don’t YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek’s most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!
LADIES STOP SLEEPING WITH DEREK JETER!! 70% of all spreading happens when there is no sign of an outbreak ( we heard on the commercial, we don’t study Herpes or anything like that.)
It�s snarky we know but we’re doing this as a community service to Hollywood, to warn the rest of you young starlets to stay away from those baseball guys cuz they are DIR – TY!!!
But then again, who doesn’t have herpes in Hollywood, right?
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Holy Candy made us a herpes tree in our honor…
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Sherise says:
Hello my darling angels! I love you both soooo much. I listen to you on Adam Carolla and you are one of my absolute favorite segments on the show.
I heard you mention something about having pictures of Teresa’s wedding on your site… but I’m not sure where to find them. Help
Sherise
Dori says:
Hey Boys, Love you both you are great!! I like it when you are on Adam Carolla. Do you know how can I send an e-mail to Adam? I am wondering if he has a new address to where we can send his movie to be signed.
Thanks