Sun, serenity, and sex with subpar women you call “Babe” until she leaves!
Leo’s not that broken up about his current breakup with another supermodel casualty Bar, because he’s soaking up the sun and boobs in Ibiza to get over it. I was just thinking about Leo yesterday as we watched Funny People, because Adam Sandler plays this lonely Hollywood playboy who gets cancer and rethinks his life. Leo is NOT rethinking his life and he’s probably twenty years away from cancer but the question now is, if he can’t make it work with supermodels like Gisele, and Bar Rafaeli who CAN he make it work with? What DOES he need to be happy? God’s blessing him with sacrificial model bodies all over his bed and he goes through them as fast as the magazine covers come out.
He’s only 35 so in Hollywood he has about five more years to find a woman and fifteen to settle down before he becomes our generation’s George Clooney.
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