I didn’t get into this business to be a celebrity or be on the cover of tabloids. I’ve been a target and I’m NOT that interesting.
Weeeeeell, the last thing Lindsay said on Ellen’s couch was true. Don’t you hate it when celebrites, especially celebutants like Lindsay say they’re in this business for the CRAFT? Do you see Meryl Streep coming out with a line of shiny leggings? Bitch PUH-lease!
Ellen’s such a good BLF ( Best Lesbo Friend) to her fur loving friend Lindsay because she gave her a chance to come on her show today and beg for work. Yes, Lindsay actually loses all street cred by saying she’s “ready to work”. Which is hysterical, considering we all heard about Lindsay passing on Heather Graham’s stripper role in The Hangover because she “didn’t like the script”. The script that has made over 205 million dollars.
Linds’ behavior lately is the Hollywood equivalent to standing on the side of the 101 freeway with a sign that says “Will Strip For Work”, but you’ve missed your chance girl when you passed. She should follow our mantra, ‘take any and all jobs’!
We hope this works Linds, because if your BLF can’t get you a job then you’ll have to go back to being straight and no guy can compete with Sam’s manly gaze.
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Michael says:
Y’know, I’m not even trying to defend Lilo, but really, so many actors pass on scripts that are later turned into hit films. Sean Connery passed on both The Matrix and The Lord of the Rings. (and I’m definitely NOT comparing Lilo to Sir Sean!) The fact is: nobody knows nothing in Hollywood, especially about what will be a hit movie. The Hangover went through TONS of development over several years before it became a film, with at least 3 screenwriters and as many scripts. And ultimately, who’s to say if Lilo’s Hangover would be the same hit that Heather Graham’s Hangover is? (Not me, but that’s because I’ve had a hard-on for HG for 20 years!)