What the hell happened to your thigh girl?! Did you jest get attacked by a jelly fish or a sharp rock or something!?!
However you spent Christmas was bores-ville compared to No Lesbo Lohan who was showered with packages of bad ideas, when she showed up in this bikini on a Santa Monica beach. Should we get that gapping (and probably self inflicted) gash checked out or pee on the sting!?
She may look like one in that Santa hat, but Lindsay is no idiot. By showing us her recent scars, we can all spiral into a tizzy of worry about her, and maybe she’ll land that cover of US Weekly under the title “Lindsay Cuts To The Chase”.
Did you hear me people!? Our Disney star of yesteryear, is cutting again. Let’s talk about what’s really important instead of Charlie Sheen’s marriage problems and Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Mom and Dad Lohan spent Christmas Eve in court battling over getting Michael Lohan to pay $40,000 in due child support.
Those look fresh, why don’t you CARE!?
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