Who the hell is that?
Listening to Lisa Lampanelli on Adam Carolla’s podcast and seeing the picture of her new WHITE ASS fiance puzzled me this morning. I thought she liked the Chocolate sauce, but just like every other weighty white girl, once she lost weight all the white guys liked her again and she was cured of her Jungle Fever.
Her autobiography is called “Chocolate Please” but Lisa doesn’t want seconds? WTH? It’s kind of like ditching the people who made you! Like if Kathy Griffin ditched the Gays.
Adam’s podcast shows the real performers and sometimes that can be a little crushing. It’s like meeting them at a party and you see them as real people. She’s not the “Queen of Mean” here….. she’s Lisa. She calls whitey “honey” the whole time and it makes me feel like I’m hanging out at a BBQ in their backyard drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon when I really want a Kamikaze on ice.
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Rose Lizenberg says:
i watched Lisa on Chelsea Lately last night. she wasn’t funny at all. Loud, yes. Funny, no. The manner in which she delivers her jokes is so….1980′s.
LADIES, AM I RIGHT?!?!