It’s here…the beacon of hope we’ve all waited breathlessly for during this entire economic recession…Paris HIlton’s second album has leaked. People use music as an escape during difficult times, and it’s inspirational songs like “Platinum Blonde” and “Jail House Baby” that get our nation through the hard times.
We had a few people over last night so we thought we’d have a little improptu album release party for Paris’ and her album of introspection and deep thoughts. Needless to say, the listening party was a bust and no one would stand up for Paris’ attempt to be Britney except for us. So it was the two fags and Paris against the world. One verse was enough for everyone to chime in and say she has “no talent” and I suddenly turned into Kathy Hilton, defendeding Paris’ talent of taking pictures!
“She’s not done yet, they haven’t put the finishing touches on her sound!”
Right? Hello?
Unfortunately, Paris new sound had cleared the room with a five minute preview.
