L: A blank stare and some curls go a long way.
A: Read me some Emily Dickinson but do it in your deep voice and pet my hair, Penn. Your whispy new ear curls give you a charming prince look, here to save my Mondays from crappy shows like America’s Got No Talent, with real scripted drama like Gossip Girl. Look at him…perfection really…he’s wearing a full face of make up, let’s not kid ourselves, but he’s our modern day Dylan McKay.
What do we think of the cupid curls, Is he turning into a good looking John Mayer or a Merman?
Eww he’s kissing that BEECH Hilary DuuuuuuuuFF! Now I never want to touch him for fear I might become get her boring all over me.
