Madonna Eats Carbs For D&G

Madonna is doing the UNTHINKABLE for her new D&G Campaign, like doing the dishes and EATING CARBS! Someone stop her! She’s fifty people! FIFTY.

“She loved the collection,” he says, “…she is passionate and impressively knowledgeable about Italian cinema,” (Monica Vitti is her favourite actress and we see the resemblance).”

When asked as to whether Madonna knows how to wash dishes, Stefano Gabbana replies “Certainly…she’s a very practical woman…” And does she actually eat spaghetti despite her most enviable figure? “Of course, says Stefano, and she can allow herself to with all the exercise she does!”

Loves it, I feel like I’m in Sicily with my great aunt ….I can’t think of a name…we’re Irish and Arab here.