Damn… all I got in the mail today was an Entertainment Weekly, a Fresh & Easy coupon, and miscellaneous mass marketing. Everything is fabulous about uber designer, Marc Jacobs. Yes ladies, I know you lust after his luscious leather bags and overpriced pretty things… he is so fabulous that he hasn’t the time to go meet his cocaine dealer but rather needs it sent. Unfortunately, his shopkeeper wasn’t aware of the powder packages pending delivery. Stupid shopkeep girl…

Apparently, a package of the party in your nose powder showed up at one of Marc’s NYC shops…

A female employee of the Marc Jacobs store on Mercer Street in SoHo received a package from California that contained cocaine — but she called the cops because she thought it was anthrax. The FBI was called to the scene, and after investigating the package, concluded it was a local matter and turned the case over to the NYPD. After running a test, cops determined the substance was cocaine, and took the employee in for questioning. “It appears to have been a huge mix-up,” says our source. “The girl has no idea why she was sent it. The cops are looking into whether it was intended for someone else in the building. But she was not happy with how she was treated by the police and is considering filing charges.” The employee was not charged. A rep for Marc Jacobs had no comment, while a manager at the store hung up.

Everything is fabulous about Marc… even his mail.

Marc has been partying into the wee nights with many different men and his friends are worried that drugs are coming back into the mix. Marc, we know you’re an eccentric glamour socialite but you’re getting a little too old for this many drugs.

“It’s out of control. There’s always a different boy and everyone is worried he’s going to pull a Halston” – referring to the legendary designer whose work suffered due to drinking and drugs. Halston died of AIDS in 1990. Jacobs, since breaking up with his former rent-boy boyfriend Jason Preston, has been linked with porn star Erik Rhodes, boy toy Austin A. and now the new mystery man. But his personal troubles don’t seem to be affecting him professionally. Word is his champion, Anna Wintour, will honor him at next year’s Costume Institute Gala (this year’s honoree was Giorgio Armani).-NY Post

For a drug addict if there’s no problem professionally , then there’s no problem personally. Uh Oh.

Watch out, back up, Marc is coming down again from one of his three day highs and fighting all over LA with his boyfriend…..again!

Marc recently dumped his tweaker ex Jason, for a clean white preppy boy Austin A., but once they arrived in LA he changed his mind.

[Jacobs] brought Austin to Los Angeles for the weekend, where they ended up squabbling most of the trip. It started Thursday at Foxtail lounge when Jacobs was seen kissing both Austin and another man. “Marc showed up at Foxtail with Austin and another guy who looked just like his ex, Jason Preston, with tattoos and a cut-off shirt,” said our spy. “Marc was dressed in a tank top and black sweat pants. He looked like a mess. He was kissing both of the guys, bouncing back and forth between them and acting loony.”

Well, after the threeway didn’t workout the two were seen fighting all over LA and at the Chateau Marmont. According to our sources they were looking everything BUT glamorous.

OK first he’s running around with some methed out rent boy and after that love affair ended, he decided to look for dick on Myspace!

Marc Jacobs loves him a young boy. Dlisted passes on word that the designer recently flew his 20-year old MySpace buddy, Ronny Giangualano to Paris for a little meet and greet. Obviously the duo hit it off.-Queerty.com

We don’t get it, why won’t he just sleep with the models like every other fashion designer, doesn’t he realize he’s giving false hope to young gay men out there that are already his Myspace friends? Namely us!

Marc, stop trying to be Kate Moss, and settle down with a guy who looks sober in photographs!

Marc Jacobs just got out of rehab and now the NY Post is reporting he’s back with Jason Preston, his drug addicted whore. How can a man so rich, be so dick whipped?

The fashion designer is so besotted with Preston, who had Jacobs’ name tattooed on his arm the first month they started dating, that he’s followed suit. Spies say Jacobs now has the initials “JP” permanently inked above his navel. It’s probably a bad idea since the fiery couple broke up several times last year.