Mariah, Mariah, Mariah! What are we going to do with you… all of you?
Hey Mariah, come here, I need to whisper something to you. There is something that looks brownish and feces like on the booty of your white one-piece swimsuit!
Does Mariah Carey not know that you photograph swimsuit and lingerie shoots in a private studio and add in the background later? Hell’er! You can be retouched/photoshopped before we see it! You don’t go to Malibu Beach here in California. You know how judgemental people can be of celebrities at the beach. (insert beached whale joke)
Girl, you ever heard of a water pill? I’m just saying. We don’t want to know that our ‘Butterfly’ has a normal body…we could hang out with our neighbors for that. Mariah, you are a super star… therefore; you must be glamorous and perfect whenever in public.
Ask Dolly Parton, she knows the rules to being famous.
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