If Mario wasn’t such a man slut, he could be holding his ex Karina Smirnoff instead of a puppy. Although…. his relationship with his new Bulldog will last longer.
I was all excited to blow the roof off this story and accuse Mario of buying his new dog from one of those horrendous puppy mills, but sadly, this entire story is just a shameless plug for People’s new website, Peoplepets.com
After months of “searching”, Mario adopted a French bulldog named Julio Cesar Chavez Lopez after Oprah suggested he get one. See everyone does what Oprah tells them to do, so it’s not just us!
“I am so excited to have [him] in my life,” Lopez told PEOPLEPets.com in a statement. “After months on the hunt, I’ve realized that a French bulldog is the right dog for me.”
If Mario stays out all night in Vegas, or smells like some other girl’s perfume, at least Julio will still love him.
