August 12th, 2009
Do you want to model but your feet can’t touch the ground when you sit on a toilet? Then America’s Next Top Tiny Model Competition is for you! Tyra’s whole cast of model wannabes for cycle 13, would probably have more luck dressing up in character costumes at Disneyland because none of them are above 5’7.
In fact, one girl’s even 5’3.
Ty Ty loves to cast girls she can rip apart and who’ll never make it in the industry (hello Isis) so she can tell them everyweek, “I think height’s going to be an issue”. Then we shout from our counch, “Yeah the bitch is 5’3″.
Guess all those processed foods and diet cokes are turning our mall rats into mall mice.
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