June 12th, 2009
A: (singing) Misty tabloid covered Memmmm-ories. Of the way they were…
Today’s a bitter sweet day because it’s Jon & Kate’s 10 year anniversary but due to recent boinging they can’t celebrate all they’ve accomplished because they’re sloppy sloppy whores.
10 years together, 8 beautiful children who need them, covers of every magazine, and 5 seasons! They’re on top of the entertainment world! Too bad they can’t find love from their spouse or the media so they sleep with the closest ugly person in their vicinity.
What about the children!? WON’T SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN?
Well whatever, this too shall pass and no matter what I want them to know we got them a gift…..CONDOMS.
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