Jesse James always looked like a cheating dick to us, but Sandra wouldn’t listen. When will girls ever learn, you don’t marry the bad boys, you pick up your clothes and get the hell out of there in the morning?
“It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way,” he says in the statement. “This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”
Get thee to a sex rehab and you will find America’s forgiveness. America’s …..not Sandra’s.








