B is for “Where Are My Boobs?”
Straight men & lesbos stop crying. We still have until next June before Mena ties the knot in Italy for a destination wedding with money bags fiance Simone Sestito (a concert & Music producer). So you know, there’s still hope they break up or she cheats on him with Ryan Reynolds. If she does marry, she won’t be able to fight the “comfort weight” that comes with all those Sundays in bed and empty love calories newlyweds feed each other.
Lounging at the Alozzo pool in Vegas because her life is so tiring, Mena took time to tell us all about her perfect proposal, and her fairy tale dress.
“He proposed in Toronto. It was a very private exchange. He got down on one knee and it was really nice,” she recalled. “He was very nervous and I was really nervous. I want something very … romantic-chic but a little bit of twist of modern.”
Mena you beech! I told you since we were little girls that I wanted MY DRESS to be, and I quote, “romantic chic but with a little twist of modern” and you knew that MENA! I don’t even know who you are anymore, this wedding has changed you!
