Janet’s Tribute To Michael At The BET Awards
The report that is being published did not come from this office. I don’t know where the information came from, or who that information came from. It is not accurate. Some of it is totally false.”-LAPD
We just heard that Michael’s autopsy report is a fake! The Sun gave us frightening details about the singer’s mangled body and the gossip mags ate it up! Fake details such as:
- Michael’s hips, legs, and thighs were covered with needle pricks
- Michael was wearing a bad wig at the time of his death and his scalp was covered in peach fuzz
- Michael also suffered from broken ribs when the EMT’s tried to perform CPR on him
In other Michael news, Granny wants the children, and his family wants a second autopsy because they’re positive his Dr. is at fault. The Dr. disappeared for a couple days and then surface on TMZ this weekend with a high priced lawyer ready to take on the Jackson family. Father Joe Jackson, is still scum who promoted his lame-o projects on BET’s red carpet, horrifying!
We decided this weekend no to kill ourselves over this Michael news because A) it isn’t funny, and you come here to laugh, and B) it’s going to take four to six weeks for a toxology report to come back ( I asked an OR Doctor) and we want to know all the facts.
People are so desperate for an answer we’ll believe anything right now.
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