Michael Buble: The Druggie Loadie? AWESOME"

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I used to love Michael Buble but now he’s even cooler just because he smokes pot. Not because he smokes pot but because your mom bought his album and then he used her money to buy drugs like pot… a lot like you did.


“I grew up in Vancouver, which has the best weed in the world and good alcohol. You can score (buy drugs) just walking down the street, so I did. I’ve never done cocaine or heroin or anything stronger. But I don’t see anything wrong with relaxing with a joint.

“I’d worked from 16 years old until 26 years old… then I got a couple of big breaks, but the label couldn’t give a s**t about me. They thought I’d sell 50,000 records in my lifetime.

“But they knew they wanted to market me as the clean-cut sweet kid who the mums would love. I’m proud of what I did but it wasn’t me, I was just surviving.”

Oh POOR YOU MICHAEL, you had to do a Starbucks commericial and smile while you made millions and sold to Oprah’s minions.

He wants to be bad like the Rat Pack but remember when we all gazed at his Blue Moon online and he seemed to be nothing but a harmless sleeping buy with some muffins for breakfast? Perhaps he was too stoned to pull that sheet up, and we should all thank marijuana for that. Oh…GOOD TIMES! Let’s peek at the crooner’s crack again!

That slut whore is the lucky girl who kissed and told.

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