Michael Uri Is A Gay… Who Knew?”

Michael Uri? But he was always such a nice boy!

“I’ve been in a relationship for a while now, and if you just met the two of us together we’d be ‘gay,’ ” he explains. “But that somehow means anything that happened before [we met] didn’t count—and I don’t feel that way. I know that some people feel that way. They were with women, but it always felt wrong. But it didn’t for me. It felt right at the time. It didn’t work out, but it also didn’t work out with other men—many times. That’s why ‘gay’ never seemed right.”

When actors like Michael Uri, who play gay/themselves come out I don’t know what to say. Did Michael really think we didn’t know he played himself ? Gays know when we come across our own, much like vampires, we roam the Earth and have secret handshakes and eye conversations Straighties will never know. I could smell his Cartier cologne through the flat screen!

Michael Uri doesn’t have to come out, we all knew he was gay from that twinkle in his eye and our annual Bear-Cub Picnic last April! Sadly, even though he went to one of the best acting schools in the country, Juilliard, Michael Uri can’t get away from playing fashionista fruits even on Broadway.

But alas, he’s coming out now so everyone can relax ….he’s seen what it’s done for Neil Patrick Harris. This is his way of saying, “Embrace me gays! Drink my blood!”.