Neverland Isn’t Your Graceland – No Public Viewing

Thank God I didn’t change our Virgin America flight to fly home by Friday for the public viewing at Neverland Ranch, because it’s never happening.

In a statement released by Sunshine, Sachs & Associates, the family said: “Contrary to previous news reports, the Jackson family is officially stating that there will be no public or private viewing at Neverland. Plans are underway regarding a public memorial for Michael Jackson, and we will announce those plans shortly.”

They need to turn that crumbling carnival into a cash cow full of fans with money that would love to visit the place we all dreamed of as kids. Then feared as young adults.

Now that Michael has died, give us a tour, or some piece of him please.