Nicole Kidman Can’t Get Rid Of The Tom Cruise Curse

In today’s episode of “People Say The Dumbest Things To Celebrities” we have Nicole Kidman trying to pick up a coffee and being spotted by the dimwitted barista behind the counter!

“You know who you look like — that lady who used to be married to Tom Cruise. What’s her name?” The manager, making the coffee, suggested, “Nicole Kidman?” “That’s it, you look just like Nicole Kidman: tall, the blue eyes, the hair . . . anyone ever tell you that?”

The customer order her coffee with an Austrailian accent and left, which is why I DON’T say anything to a celeb I think I’m seeing when it does happen.

Like last night for instance, I was at Gelson’s down the street and I was like… that can’t be Sharon Osbourne. It’s 11:30 and she’s soooo short and looks like she’s 25! Maybe a young version of Sharon or a Wiccan trying to look like her.

On closer inspection it was Sharon, just with some impeccable work done, but she DID NOT want to be bothered and told us so with her eyes. I got it Sharon, you don’t have to glare.

Which is why I don’t approach celebs on the street…… I only corner them at private events.