No One Buys Nicole Richie Anymore, If You Ask People

Awww Nicole you taking off five years of your life to start a family is sooo cute, but we don’t care. I saw the cover at my Gelson’s and was like, “Nicole Richie? Who’s She?” She’s that one girl from that reality show who got pregnant and then got really boring. She can still sell around a million copies on the newsstands this week but that’s down 1/3 of People Mags readership which can usually clear 1.4 million copies.

Richie shares how they helped Harlow adjust to the idea of having another baby around, “I brought her to every doctor’s appointment and kept her in the know.”

BORE SNORE! That’s one reason why the glossy didn’t sell!

Are we bored of the baby maker? Two kids with crazy names like Harlow Winter Kate Madden, and Sparrow James Midnight Madden is all I can handle. Nicole is headed towards a Tori-bad reality show on Oxygen.

Someone get this girl a DRANK!