You can’t be a hot Hollywood star with your Dad staining your shirt with his Fast Food hands!!
Girls, pay attention because this is Taylor’s future! When I first saw this picture I just assumed that large building next to Taylor was his bodyguard or some gay guy fan, but unfortunately that’s the deep end of his gene pool.
She Wolf showed up to LAX looking more like a pound puppy with his dad, Daniel Lautner, both sporting matching stains from the McDonald’s down the street they probably just wolfed down before his flight to Vancouver.
It’s no wonder Taylor has always been into fitness and martial arts, because he grew up around the opposite. Don’t worry Taylor, I blame the last ten pounds I can’t get rid of on my fat family genes as well.
Work that grease stain!
