Looks like your chance to marry Orlando Bloom has passed ladies… and gentlemen. He is has proposed and is planning to marry vomiting Victoria’s Secrets model Miranda Kerr next Summer. Bummer. You will at least have to wait a year or so before you will have another opportunity to be Mrs. Bloom. It’s been over three years since he broke up with Kate Bosworth, so I’m guessing he’s a five year type guy.
Miranda’s brother confirmed the news, saying: “He’s finally done it. Orlando has proposed. They’re getting married.”
Wow. I wonder how excited Orlando is about his sister chatting up the British tabloids?
HE’S GAY