Video by David D. Keller
L: This is just one teaser clip of several videos from our much anticipated sit down chit chat with our Pear Pear, or Miss Paris Hilton to you, because she said only we could call her that. Now that we are BFF’s forever with Paris, we must ask that you respect her wishes. We will be posting them throughout the week so that you can let Paris’ light shine upon your pedestrian flesh that smells of grocery store lotion. She was every bit the party girl that you wish you knew… and now we do, and you don’t. Does that make us better than you? We will leave you to your own conclusions…. while knowing how much fuller and fabulous our lives are because Paris is part of it.

Paris arrives giving us exactly what we want…her posing! She has magic powers.

This is the point in the interview when her tiny and gorgeous little dog, Harajuku Bitch pooped on Alex… that video’s coming soon. Such good times!

She even approved of our nickname “Pear Pear”!

Upstairs in Paris’ nightclub, complete with stripper pole and “the sickest parties”.
Stay tuned for more…
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lisha says:
There’s a camera guy in the reflection behind Lynn the whole time. WTH is he doing??
christina says:
Alex, what are you wearing?
It’s soo Hef’esque!
mc says:
God…I hope for your sake that your whole posting is meant to be sarcastic. That girl was over years ago. She is so useless…