Producer Will Smith’s remake of THE KARATE KID have appeared online depicting 11-year-old Jaden Smith (Will’s son) and action superstar Jackie Chan training on a dock.
A: Will Smith’s son gets the lead role, and all the profits off the movie will probably be funneled into other unwatchable remakes starring his children and building his school of Scientology that has nothing to do with Scientology.
Little Jaden couldn’t catch a fly with chopsticks even if his Dad paid for it to be CGI’ed in, so instead they hired Jackie Chan. (Good Move Columbia Pictures)
Jackie Chan on Jaden: “I have seen many young children learn martial arts, but I have never met anyone like him. He learned many Chinese phrases for the different movements of kung fu. When Wu Gang asked Jaden to show me, he barked out his orders in Mandarin. Jaden immediately understood what was asked of him and performed it. When he was thirsty, he gave the traditional hand gesture, putting one fist into the palm of the other, bowed and asked permission to drink some water.
He’s certainly not the best around, and at the age of 9 something’s going to keep him down, but can he do this?
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