This is actually sorta sad. Pamela Anderson is getting older and surprisingly wiser with it. She has reported recently that her children are starting to suffer for her frequent nudity that she built her career on. That sex tape probably isn’t helping the kids out either. Poor kids.

“My children are made fun of because I have posed naked,” confessed actress and model, Pamela Anderson while attending a Playboy party during a two day tour in Bucharest. “When you pose, you are not thinking that one day you will have children who will see it,” added the 43 year old mother of two during an interview with Romanian channel, Pro TV.

Well, at least the kids are super rich. That should lighten the sting of your mother being called a monster breasted, sex tape making…

Does stripping count as a dance background? Pamela Anderson, since she seems to have so much free time as of late, has apparently signed on to do the next season of ABC’s, Dancing With The Stars. I wonder if her two chest twins will take issue with being bounced like balloons around the ballroom. I for one can not wait to watch in wonder as Pamela wields her baby feeders next season. The source says:

“Pam is thrilled and so is the show. She really wanted to do the show and the show thought it was a great idea.”

It’s so nice to see the gone sloppy Pamela Anderson look so pulled together in these shots for Elle Magazine.

You could almost say she looks fresh, almost. Her body looks amazing. All she needed was a good stylist. Good for you Pam.

WTH is going on in the crotch of Pamela Anerson’s short-shorts? My word… something disgusting and highly unpleasant seems to be hanging down in between her leathered legs like a turkey gobbler. It is a really frightening situation down there.

Here is how she claims to manage to look as good as she does:

“Looking good to me has always been because of the amount of sex I’m getting! I’ve hardly ever been a member of a gym and I can’t follow diets.”
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By the looks of things, I’m guessing she hasn’t had a lot of sex lately.

Oh, and her shirt has a drawing of a sea otter on it and it says:

“Hug Me Don’t Club Me”

Image Source: Gossip Girls

Pamela Anderson wanted to flex her PETA Power while in Australia, so she camped outside of a KFC, and handed out informative flyer’s on the mistreatment of the cocks.

If Pam would have done her homework and discovered that KFC was a huge sponsor of the Big Brother show she was filming down under, than she wouldn’t be our girl Pam.

“I’ve been in Australia filming Big Brother House, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC.”

She continued, “Fortunately, I won’t be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water, yet as PETA’s undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC’s restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.”

She wants to protect cock in all it’s forms.

Side dish: She’s confirmed she’s back with Tommy Lee…..again!

Of course she shops at Chanel and buys the tackiest dress possible.