WTH is going on in the crotch of Pamela Anerson’s short-shorts? My word… something disgusting and highly unpleasant seems to be hanging down in between her leathered legs like a turkey gobbler. It is a really frightening situation down there.
Here is how she claims to manage to look as good as she does:
“Looking good to me has always been because of the amount of sex I’m getting! I’ve hardly ever been a member of a gym and I can’t follow diets.”
Source
By the looks of things, I’m guessing she hasn’t had a lot of sex lately.
Oh, and her shirt has a drawing of a sea otter on it and it says:
“Hug Me Don’t Club Me”
WTF is with those freaky eyebrows???