L: Look at that smirch, Pear knows she’s getting nailed tonight!
A: Pear Pear’s mourning period over her split with Doug came to screeching halt last night when the heiress bumped into soccer hunk Cristiano Ronaldo. They ran into each other at My House at around midnight and sources say the two were all over each other but no cameras were inside. Cristiano is a ladyman so I doubt he’d suck on Paris’ face in public. He’s much too civilized for that, he’s no whore for press.
Instead, Cris went back to Nicky’s house at 3:00am to talk politics with Paris and I bet his penis accidentally fell into her vagina. A strange change of heart for Cristiano who gave Paris the shaft when she came onto him at Coco De Ville earlier this year. Paris always gets her man.
Want proof? Here’s video of Cristiano leaving Nicky’s West Hollywood home at 5am.
WALK OF SHAME! WALK OF SHAME!
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