What a FATTY!
WhoaZERS! Is that a bong in your swimsuit or are you just hapy to be swimming?
Michael’s mom must have put his Speedo in the dryer or something because we’ve never seen our American hero’s kugelsack so large and in charge. I bet his sperm could outrun my lazy gay sperm. Oh what, like you’ve never thought of that?
He’s training in Riccione, Italy for the 2009 World Swimming Championships and maybe he saw something he liked at the pool because I know I DID!
