UPDATE: Now that the entire world has seen Jesus naked, madge doesn’t want him anymore. Reports say he’s packed his bags and is heading home to show up at nightclubs in Brazil for a fee. The dream has ended and now it’s going to get really, really cold.
And now back to making light of the picture that ended it all.
The old photo showed Jesus Luz with a small weenie and Madonna’s face was melting with disappointment in her chorizo. She melted, we cried, you cried, it was a terribly sad moment when we saw little Jesus. We all collectively realized there is no such thing as perfection. (Madonna are you listening?)
Don’t worry the internet will make it all better, for us and her! See the new & pumped Momdonna & Toy. (Site NSFW)
I bet somewhere Madonna’s trying to think of ways of converting, she’s been with him so long we’ve seen his ween.
