Recipe for Disaster: Britney Spears & Lindsay Lohan

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OMG – Is that a run in Britney’s stockings? Traaaaaaaaaash!

Let’s hope that Grand Star Jazz Club had just restocked their vodka inventory before these dehydrated tartlets showed up. Lindsay Lohan partied it up with Britney Spears here in Los Angeles the other night. We haven’t seen these two sloppy messes together in a while. I can smell the cocaine in the air. Sources on site claimed that there was no drinking or drugging going on… at least in the sights of club goers and photographers.

Do we care that Lindsay went too blonde or that Britney has packed on a solid 10 pounds… nope, we don’t. We want them strung out and as far from sobriety as possible. It would be so much more interesting if one of them would just O.D. or something. Is that bad?

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  1. the_boyfriend says:

    It’s not a run, it’s a scar.

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