I get it, you’re in NYC and trying to look urban and edgy, but… Rihanna, girl, what is going on with that streaky blonde mess on your stringy looking bangs? Have you been spending time in an aviary? You know I am not one to be critical, just not in my nature, but this Madonna throwback, circa 1984, is just not the best you have looked. The crotch high boots are to die for.. but they scream yeast infection… I’m just saying. I care about you, that is why I have to tell you these things. Sometimes I just want to knock some sense into you… oh, that came out wrong.
Call me, we can do lunch, we’ll talk about the hair, and you can buy me something as we shop on Robertsons. Kisses. Oh, what’s up with all this talk of you hooking up with Justin Timberlake that have been swirling around lately?
