We are supposed to think he is hot… right? I just got use to his, I’m on the verge of committing suicide, look. Now he is bringing pungent man smells to the party. He said in one of his billions of interviews plugging the Twilight sequel:
“These jeans are a few days old. But the top is probably fresh because it gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. I don’t know, my personal hygiene – it’s so disgusting!”
Hey guess what, that is disgusting. Your British, that means foreskin, that means you need to be wearing clean britches. I’m just saying.









