Aaahh! Feast your eyes on Robert Pattinson’s worst photo shoot to date! Is that what I’m to see when I wake up next to Robert in the morning!? Or will it just be his hairy arm pit Where The Wild Things Grow in my face when I rub the sleep out of my eyes?
No matter how bad US Weekly tried to make him resemble the style icon, he just ends up looking like a boy prostitote on Santa Monica Blvd and it actually hurts his sex symbol image. My girl cousin was horrified when she saw these and she masturbates to the movie every NIGHT! I want to take him home, scrub his body with disinfecting Dial, and then cut those dirty finger nails. Maybe I could find a good script for Robert in that hair of his while I’m up there.
James Dean died at the age of 24 and Robert’s only 22 so let’s be careful what we bad boys wish for.
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Sam (a girl) says:
He looks more disgusting than usual…
John says:
L&A, I fail to see the James Dean reference. He’s wearing an English Cut leather jacket that has been painted up. That’s far more Sid Vicious or David Johansen, look up the Sex Pistols and the New York Dolls to learn about them, than James Dean. That’s how I dress when my band plays in SoHo!
P.S. You’ll love the New York Dolls. They’re my absolute favorites and they were rocking in drag before Bowie!