I can survive Lindsay & Sam breaking up but Rosie & Kelli are like lesbian legends.
While Rosie & Kelli try to save their marriage, the paps recently cornered Ro and tried to get elicit tears on camera about it, but Rosie eloquently puts them in their place:
“Marriage is hard I told him/when you’re married 12 years/lemme know how it goes/it ain’t easy/and that’s my comment/that’s all I got for you/It’s real life/just like yours/A family figuring it out.”
We all know what 12 years is in gay years….like 34. Rosie has such a talent for using words to cut to the emotional connection in people. Don’t believe me? Read her book Find Me, or Celebrity Detox ( the only book I’ve seen Lynn finish in the last three years)
Rosie & Kelli have done so much for gay families, and the lucky children of gay parents (we know because we went on the R Family Cruise in 2005) that even if their marriage doesn’t survive, they spread their love of family and community to a group that had none. You may think we’re kissing her ass because she gave us an unbeweaveable dream honeymoon vacation as a wedding present, but if you could see the United Colors Of Benetton family community on that cruise ship you’d know the truth.
Fuck this bitch.