Shia LaBeouf Knows Smoking & Grabbing Yourself Is Cool

Shia crotch

Now some people might say super sexy smoking Shia LaBeouf, isn’t looking his best in this snapshot… let’s call it a, still life. For me, it’s a recipe for Manwich. Between the squinty Clint Eastwood eyes, the dangling Frank Sinatra cigarette puckered between thin tight lips, the crude crotch grabbing… it’s what men do… they are like pigs. Sexy, shiny, and dirty. If you squint your eyes really hard he could be sucking something else. Use your imagination…. like you did when you used to read books instead of blogs.

Thanks for keeping it real Shia. It doesn’t go unnoticed, and I don’t go untouched.

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