So now I know where Shia and I will be spending our secret nights of love at… his new super sexy man pad in Sherman Oaks, California. It is sure to have a mile long line out front with moist’y girls ready for a little.. or a lot of celebrity lovin’. Step off bitches, he’s mine.
I am loving the tub. I can just see Shia and myself all cuddled up in a bubbly oil bath…. ooops, I dropped the soap in the water, let me look for it. Oh, what’s that?
Even without a sex tape, Shia LaBeouf is doing pretty well for himself considering that he paid almost 2 million dollars for a three bedroom home. The view is what he is paying for. The place is pretty amazing:
Spectacular 1958, hip redone one story Arch gem. On over 1/2 acre natural setting w/ panoramic cyn, mntn & city light views. Amenities incl sunken liv rm, floor-to-ceiling walls of glass overlooking an “L” shaped sparkling pool, a fully-equipped cook’s kitchen, sophisticated Mstr Ste w/ 2 resort-style spa BAs, dining area wrapped in glass, & a great separate built-in Ofc. A Mid-Century retreat w/ romantic sunsets, privacy, surreal views, superb indoor-outdoor living, & easy Westside access.
Let’s go skinny dipping Shia!
Read more about the house you can’t afford HERE.
