You know how it is living in Los Angeles. You go to mail some letters and do a quick Trader Joe’s run and suddenly you’re in Reseda, a solid 5 hours from town, accounting for traffic. I apologize. Next week’s Hispanic Hump Day will come with a change of pants, it’ll be so epic. Trust me, hispanics are projected to become the majority by 2030, so it’s best to be hot for them now. We’re ahead of the curve here on L.A. Rag Mag. Except when we skip a post!
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To make up for it, I’d like to branch out a little. We showcase a lot of models and actors, and that’s great but 2012 is the year of the Apocalypse, so my tastes are skewing darker. Shit’s for real–I might even start a journal with “DARK ENTRIES” embossed on the front. When the apocalypse hits, as lovely as Nous Models are, they’re all going down. Not one will live. They don’t have the body fat or the smarts. TRUTH TALK!
Enter: Andy LaPlegua–the guy behind about 56,385 aggrotech, EBM, darkwave, etc. etc. etc. bands like Icon of Coil, Combichrist, Panzer AG and Scandinavian Cock.
Cigarettes pair great with slutblood and Jack!
I know just what you’re thinking. Do I break out my mace or my diaphragm? (sorry if you don’t have a diaphragm–I’m assuming you got where I was headed.)
Now this is a guy who would make the hunger-mad last vestiges of humanity stop in their tracks before trying to murder me for consumption.
Andy reflects on using bows and arrows to kill the zombie horde. SWOON!
Oh God–is that an iron cross latex shirt? Is this available as a Precious Moments figurine? Because it’s adorable.
And I’m betting when we finally find an island Utopia where the mass hordes, zombies and insane secret government agents attempting some sort of last-ditch control of the situation have left us behind–I can take some time to find his soft side.
My point summarized? UNNF. I gotta close this out now with a video before I get the vapors. Andy doesn’t like ‘em weak, I’m assumming. DREAMBOAT! Here’s the clean version of Combichrist’s “Throat Full of Glass”. Search for it on vimeo if you want the uncensored version that has titties?
…Yeah, I thought this would do.
