LA Rag Mag

Check Out That Blondie’s Ass, No I’m Not Talking About Lindsay Lohan

December 8, 2011 by Buffy

Everyone has seen Lindsay Lohan naked, now, if you want to see Lindsay Lohan naked and extremely photo-shopped then check out her leaked Playboy cover.

The other fake blonde(I’m just talking about hair color, calm down, Lindsay is a natural beauty!)I’m talking about is Scout Willis and her ass. Her ass in ass-less chaps that is!

She’s got a booty for a white girl!

This one is for Ashton Kutcher! Take that you slut! Wait, but if a slut is calling you a slut, does that count? Call me prude, but if I was Demi Moore I wouldn’t be happy with Scout’s ass-less chaps editorial! Slut!

This is for the clothing line Stylelikeu. It’s hipster central, but in a bad way, art for art’s sake! Basically it’s one of her friend’s lines and Scout’s supporting it in a cheeky way!

I’m ordering from the site as I type. Don’t judge.

Demi Moore Moved On

December 1, 2011 by Buffy

Demi Moore has supposedly moved on to this, Scott-Vincent Borba.

Whoa there face! What is going on with him? He’s a beauty mogul, but maybe he went a little crazy with all his products. Obviously he’s his own guinea pig!

Radar reports that the beauty mogul to the stars and Demi have been dating for a month:

“Demi and Scott-Vincent started dating last week”, a source, who claims to be close to the couple told the website. “They have known each other for a long time and he’s really been there for her by her side through the whole Ashton thing … he’s head over heel for Demi and there’s definitely potential for a lasting relationship between them.”

He is a definite down grade from Ashton Kutcher, okkkaayyyyy!

Just sayin!

Filed Under: Gossip Tagged With: Ashton and Demi divorce, Ashton Kutcher, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore divorce, Demi Moore, Demi Moore and Scott Vincent Borba, Radar online, Scott Vincent Borba

Ashton Kutcher Is Going To Be Getting More Ratings!

November 18, 2011 by Buffy

Here’s Ashton Kutcher a few hours after Demi Moore confirmed there are indeed divorcing. Good move Ashton, go to the Two and A Half Men set and get to work because America is going to be curious to see if your acting gets worse with the divorce or improves. I say it gets worse.

I wonder what they’re all telling him. It probably goes something like this:

Them: Wow, sorry to hear about you and Demi.

Ashton: It’s cool guys, I’m a complete douche and I shouldn’t have slept with a 23 year old, but I couldn’t control myself, because I’m a douche.

Them: You are a douche Ashton.

I hope someone called Ashton out. On the other hand they did have an “open marriage” so is he to blame?

Filed Under: Gossip Tagged With: Ashton Kutcher, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher tweet, Ashton Kutcher twitter, Two and a half men

Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Smart, Duh!

November 11, 2011 by Buffy

Ashton Kutcher is hot, therefore he’s sometimes lacking in the brains department. He basically got on Twitter and supported Joe Paterno, whom is basically an accomplice in the Penn State Sandusky child abuse scandal. I just can’t imagine being the parent of the poor boy who was abused and seeing the actor from Two and A Half Men, the once funny sitcom, albeit a crack head was the main star, supporting the coach who turned a blind eye! Who’s tired of the dick jokes Ashton spits out on every episode? Me.

Ashton is so ashamed for his Tweet: “How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.”

He probably got a call from his team AKA publicists, and back peddled, “Heard Joe was fired. Didn’t have full story. #admitwhenyoumadeamistake”

Well Ashton is now handing all his social media to his PR, he released this statement:

A collection of over 8 million followers is not to be taken for granted. I feel responsible for delivering an informed opinion and not spreading gossip or rumors through my twitter feed. While I feel that running this feed myself gives me a closer relationship to my friends and fans I’ve come to realize that it has grown into more that a fun tool to communicate with people. While I will continue to express myself through @Aplusk I’m going to turn the management of the feed over to my team at Katalyst Media to ensure the quality of it’s content. My sincere apologies to anyone who I have offended. It was a mistake that I don’t think will happen again.

Now that he’s quit Twitter, I hope he has time to dissect his jokes on Two and A Half Men so he’s at least in the sitcom genre. I have two words Ashton: LESLY KAHN. Call her!

Filed Under: Gossip Tagged With: Ashton Kutcher, Ashton Kutcher pr, Ashton Kutcher tweet, Ashton Kutcher tweets, Ashton Kutcher twitter, Ashton Kutcher Two and a haf Men, Ashton Kuther naked, Joe Paterno Penn State, Joe Paterno scandal, Katalyst media, Lesly Kahn, Penn State, Penn State Scandal, twitter, Two and a half men

Rag-Leak: Punk’d Is Coming Back

October 26, 2011 by Buffy

So last night I was at the Hudson being a super big hipster. What happens when 2 girls are at a bar alone? They get hit on by ginger actors and uninterested writers that divulge insider information. Here’s the scoop:

Punk’d is coming back to MTV, BUT without Ashton Kutcher! Tear drops! Don’t worry though they’ll be having a different celebrity guest every week! The “main” writer Jamie and his friend Andrew who is a “player” on the show, basically an improv actor, was doing all the talking. The writer, Jamie, was a bit of an LA douche, persian-y looking and he went to Northwestern so he thought he was too smart to talk. Andrew was a talkative gem, complete with the Alpha, “I’m smarter than you” vibe. Good times had be none. Look out for Punk’d 2.0 in January of 2012.

LA, the home of actors ad writers…..of reality shows.

Filed Under: Gossip Tagged With: Ashton Kutcher, Ashton Kutcher on Punk'd MTV, Hudson, Hudson Hollywood, LA, Los Angeles actors, Punk'd, Reality show, the hudson

Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Try To Save Their Marriage

October 11, 2011 by Buffy

Ashton Kutcher messed up royally. He cheated on Demi Moore on their 6 year anniversary. If you’ve been out of the loop, read up on that here and here. Well, it looks like their marriage might not be completely over.

Here they’re pictured at a Kabbalah retreat this past weekend that took place in Santa Barbara, California . It’s said that Ashton used the holiest Jewish holiday, Yom Kippur, to ask his wife for forgiveness.

By the look of Ashton’s face, looks like it was a rough little huddle at the campfire. Supposedly Demi was screaming at the passerby who photographed them in these pictures. So Ashton is probably just making the face he always makes when Demi is screaming.

I want to get in touch with nature at a Kabbalah retreat. I’m super intrigued, I won’t lie. I found this Ka-be-la, that’s how you pronounce Kabbalah correctly not Ka-ba-la, video. Watch it and question your spirituality.

Filed Under: Gossip Tagged With: Ashton Kutcher, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Kabbalah Retreat, Demi Moore, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher divorce, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher on Kabbalah Retreat, Kabbalah, Kabbalah retreat

Rag-tastic Links

October 7, 2011 by Buffy

It’s official, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are doing it. I think this is clearly a step up in the body department for Blake.

Just when you thought that Steve Jobs couldn’t get any better, he does! He loved the gays!

We had the PG version of topless photos of Ashton Kutcher’s fling Sara Leal. Here are the RAW images(NSFW)

Reason 5,890,763 that Zooey Deschanel is annoying.

Filed Under: Gossip Tagged With: Ahston Kutcher's mistress, Ashton Kutcher, Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo DiCaprio, New Girl, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds and Leonardo DiCaprio, Sara Leal, Sara Leal Ashton Kutcher's fling, Sara Leal topless, Stev Jobs dead, Steve Jobs, Zooey Deschanel, Zooey Deschanel in New Girl

Wet Rag-tastic Links

October 5, 2011 by Buffy

It’s raining in Weho today and I had one hell of a night last night, hence this photo:

Just a late swim in a ridiculous infinity pool that was just featured in the Wall Street Journal, no bigs!