Check Out That Blondie’s Ass, No I’m Not Talking About Lindsay Lohan

Everyone has seen Lindsay Lohan naked, now, if you want to see Lindsay Lohan naked and extremely photo-shopped then check out her leaked Playboy cover.

The other fake blonde(I’m just talking about hair color, calm down, Lindsay is a natural beauty!)I’m talking about is Scout Willis and her ass. Her ass in ass-less chaps that is!


She’s got a booty for a white girl!


This one is for Ashton Kutcher! Take that you slut! Wait, but if a slut is calling you a slut, does that count? Call me prude, but if I was Demi Moore I wouldn’t be happy with Scout’s ass-less chaps editorial! Slut!


This is for the clothing line Stylelikeu. It’s hipster central, but in a bad way, art for art’s sake! Basically it’s one of her friend’s lines and Scout’s supporting it in a cheeky way!

I’m ordering from the site as I type. Don’t judge.

Demi Moore Moved On


Demi Moore has supposedly moved on to this, Scott-Vincent Borba.

Whoa there face! What is going on with him? He’s a beauty mogul, but maybe he went a little crazy with all his products. Obviously he’s his own guinea pig!

Radar reports that the beauty mogul to the stars and Demi have been dating for a month:

“Demi and Scott-Vincent started dating last week”
, a source, who claims to be close to the couple told the website. “They have known each other for a long time and he’s really been there for her by her side through the whole Ashton thing … he’s head over heel for Demi and there’s definitely potential for a lasting relationship between them.”

He is a definite down grade from Ashton Kutcher, okkkaayyyyy!

Just sayin!

Ashton Kutcher Is Going To Be Getting More Ratings!


Here’s Ashton Kutcher a few hours after Demi Moore confirmed there are indeed divorcing. Good move Ashton, go to the Two and A Half Men set and get to work because America is going to be curious to see if your acting gets worse with the divorce or improves. I say it gets worse.


I wonder what they’re all telling him. It probably goes something like this:

Them: Wow, sorry to hear about you and Demi.

Ashton: It’s cool guys, I’m a complete douche and I shouldn’t have slept with a 23 year old, but I couldn’t control myself, because I’m a douche.

Them: You are a douche Ashton.

I hope someone called Ashton out. On the other hand they did have an “open marriage” so is he to blame?

Ashton Kutcher’s Mistress Acting Like A Slut

Obviously she’s acting like a slut, most mistresses are sluts, that was redundant! Here is Sara Leal in all her young, slutty glory!


Nice. I like that she’s not completely flashing, she’s leaving a little to the imagination. Tasteful slut.


She’s very Valley Girl. The tattoo on the side, which probably reads “Believe”, the over done cheesy eye shadow, blonde highlights. She’s what every red blooded American male would cheat on their wife with. Oh Ashton, you’re so predictable.


Now she’s being coy! “Don’t take a picture of me, I’m topless, I’m so embarrassed!” Puh-lease! I won’t lie, I kind of love this picture, it’s like the other 2 people are clearly into some butt play and Sara is the prude that’s just topless.

To be young and slutty.

Wet Rag-tastic Links

It’s raining in Weho today and I had one hell of a night last night, hence this photo:

Just a late swim in a ridiculous infinity pool that was just featured in the Wall Street Journal, no bigs!


OK Magazine claims Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, it’s called love, you eat so damn much when you’re in love because you’re constantly going out and being romantical(it’s a new word I’m starting!)


My favorite model Chris Petersen grabbing his crotch. That’s all.


What’s wrong with this picture? Here’s a clue, it’s Hayden and it’s her boobs.


Ashton Kutcher moves out on Demi Moore and she hasn’t ate since.


I’d like to interrupt your scheduled broadcasting of boobs and crotches for some real news, the March on Wall Street.