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BREAKING RAG NEWS!: FAKE LESBIAN’S MEXI-GOTH BEACH HOLIDAY IN THE SUN

December 27, 2011 by Buffy

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Internationally known Big Titty Committee President Katy Perry made her season bright this year by utilizing foresight and leaving her husband Russell Brand behind in England, while she decided to soak up some rays in Hawaii with a Mexi-Goth. If you’re unclear on what a Mexi-Goth is, please see this.

Goths are still around! They’re the best! And this guys looks great. I can’t fully see his t-shirt, but I’d put my life savings on guessing it has something to do with one Steven Patrick Morrissey. Before Borders closed, there used to be a Mexi-Goth who used to work at the Seattle’s Best Cafe and he always wore a bunch of bracelets on his wrists because he probably had a bunch of shallow scars on his wrists from secret cutting. God, I miss that guy. Fuck you, e-readers. You took Borders and Seattle’s Best Secret Cutter out of my life. I always wanted us to be best friends and have Christmas in Hawaii, but Katy Perry beat me to punch on that. Touche, Katy. This round goes to you.

Also, here she is displaying wingspan:

KA-KAW!

Filed Under: Gossip Tagged With: big tits, Borders, Christmas, Christmas 2011, Goths, Katy Perry, Mexi-goth, Morrissey, Russell Brand, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, Seattle's Best Cafe, Steven Patrick Morrissey

A Nous Model Christmas!

December 25, 2011 by Buffy

Merry Christmas Ragmaggers, from all of us at LA Rag Mag! You’re gifts this year are Nous Models Braeden Baade and Dorian Reeves!

Christmas trees never looked so good!

Filed Under: Gossip Tagged With: Braeden Baade, Christmas, Christmas 2011, Dorian Reeves, Nous Model, Nous Models

Last Minute Christmas Shopping Ideas

December 23, 2011 by Buffy

That should really say “Idea”, because this shirt is good for just about anyone for Christmas, you don’t need to look any further!

If you’re like me and waited until the very last minute to do your Christmas shopping and you have to tackle Target or Macy’s today think of this shirt as you wait in a line as long as a Justin Bieber concert, it’ll put a smile on your head, I mean face!