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Ashton Kutcher Is Humping A Younger Demi Moore

April 17, 2012 by 1 Comment


OMGGGGGGG!!!!! Ashton Kutcher is dating Mila Kunis!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not Surprised.

Mila is hot, young and hot. Oh, and she looks like a younger Demi Moore.

Okay, so all that Mila and Demi have in common is their dark long hair. So really all I’m taking from this is that Ashton likes brunettes. Oh wait, let me clarify, he likes to date brunettes, but sleep with blondes.

Mila’s rep denied that the 2 are humping, but they’re seen above leaving a very ritzy din in Studio City. I wonder if they ate at Asanebo, best sushi in Studio City.

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Demi Moore Treated for Substance Abuse And Anorexia

January 25, 2012 by


Demi Moore was hospitalized for “exhaustion” on Monday night after 911 was called to her home. Her publicist put out this statement:

“Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends.”

Demi looks a bit exhausted, but I think that’s due to malnutrition. Girl knows she’s thin too because she was quoted in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar,

“I sit today in a place of greater acceptance of my body and that includes not just my weight but all of the things that come with your changing body as you age to now experiencing my body as extremely thin.”

She added:
“Thin in a way that I never imagined somebody would be saying to me, “You’re too thin, and you don’t look good”.”

Call me LA jaded, but I think she kind of looks good here with Rumer Willis.

Just don’t look at her legs!

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Ashton Kutcher Has Moved On To A Younger, Less Attractive Version Of Demi Moore

December 6, 2011 by


It’s Lea Michele from Glee! She’s sooooo the younger, not-so-cute sister of Demi Moore.


Lea Michele and Ashton Kutcher are co-stars in the Garry Marshall film New Year’s Eve, they were trying to show everyone that they have real chemistry(AKA they slept together during the shoot) and they were VERY flirty on the red carpet. They didn’t go together, Lea brought her gay bff Jonathan Groff as her date. That’s a sure sign that you’re dating someone on the down low, bring your best gay to be your date, total cock block!


What do you think of this new couple? I think my coffee just came up.

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Demi Moore Moved On

December 1, 2011 by


Demi Moore has supposedly moved on to this, Scott-Vincent Borba.

Whoa there face! What is going on with him? He’s a beauty mogul, but maybe he went a little crazy with all his products. Obviously he’s his own guinea pig!

Radar reports that the beauty mogul to the stars and Demi have been dating for a month:

“Demi and Scott-Vincent started dating last week”, a source, who claims to be close to the couple told the website. “They have known each other for a long time and he’s really been there for her by her side through the whole Ashton thing … he’s head over heel for Demi and there’s definitely potential for a lasting relationship between them.”

He is a definite down grade from Ashton Kutcher, okkkaayyyyy!

Just sayin!

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Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Try To Save Their Marriage

October 11, 2011 by

Ashton Kutcher messed up royally. He cheated on Demi Moore on their 6 year anniversary. If you’ve been out of the loop, read up on that here and here. Well, it looks like their marriage might not be completely over.


Here they’re pictured at a Kabbalah retreat this past weekend that took place in Santa Barbara, California . It’s said that Ashton used the holiest Jewish holiday, Yom Kippur, to ask his wife for forgiveness.


By the look of Ashton’s face, looks like it was a rough little huddle at the campfire. Supposedly Demi was screaming at the passerby who photographed them in these pictures. So Ashton is probably just making the face he always makes when Demi is screaming.


I want to get in touch with nature at a Kabbalah retreat. I’m super intrigued, I won’t lie. I found this Ka-be-la, that’s how you pronounce Kabbalah correctly not Ka-ba-la, video. Watch it and question your spirituality.

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Wet Rag-tastic Links

October 5, 2011 by

It’s raining in Weho today and I had one hell of a night last night, hence this photo:

Just a late swim in a ridiculous infinity pool that was just featured in the Wall Street Journal, no bigs!


OK Magazine claims Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, it’s called love, you eat so damn much when you’re in love because you’re constantly going out and being romantical(it’s a new word I’m starting!)


My favorite model Chris Petersen grabbing his crotch. That’s all.


What’s wrong with this picture? Here’s a clue, it’s Hayden and it’s her boobs.


Ashton Kutcher moves out on Demi Moore and she hasn’t ate since.


I’d like to interrupt your scheduled broadcasting of boobs and crotches for some real news, the March on Wall Street.

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Gossip Girl Season 5, Off With A Bang!

September 28, 2011 by

Literally!


Elizabeth Hurley made a guest appearance on Gossip Girl’s Season 5 Premiere and boy did she make a splash! Meow! She looks amazing for 42! I know 42 isn’t even old, 40 is the new 30, 50 is the 40, blah, blah, blah. Pass me the botox because I want to look like Elizabeth when I grow up!


Her character on Gossip Girl is Diana Payne, a mysterious millionaire who owns the house where Serena(Blake Lively), Chuck(Ed Westwick) and Nate Archibald(Chase Crawford) attend a party. The only real mystery is how she looks! Who looks like this? I don’t look like this and I’m in my late 20′s! Elizabeth hasn’t been acting much since 2004, maybe she went on a Demi Moore vacation?

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