Unedited celebrity gossip and entertainment from a reality perspective
Yes, Snooki Polizzi is now pregnant and engaged. I’m sure her Chilean side of the family intercepted and is making Snooki get married like a good Hispanic. We just love to put one mistake on top of another.
Snooki hasn’t confirmed it yet, but I’m sure one of her 20 cousins will come out to the National Enquirer in no time.
OR-ANGE you happy for them?
Hey, little people need love too.
You know when you find pictures of your parents from the 70′s and they look so young and innocent and they look like wonderfully naive. Now, imagine your parents being Snooki and boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and this is the picture you stumbled upon when cleaning out the attic. My first thought would be, “Why are my parents so orange?” and then “What are they wearing and I why are they my parents?”. Sers!
Snooki was rumored to be pregnant and now it’s looking like she is. Tear drops for mankind. I wonder if she’s going to be the Angelina Jolie or the Jennifer Gardner type of mom? You know, either married with a conservative number of children, or out of wedlock with some of her own and some adopted while not eating.
Mazel to Jennifer Gardner and her baby number 3. You could see I’m team Gardner, I’m over Angie after the Oscars.
America is about to smell worse. Snooki came out with her own perfume line and she says it smells “bubbly”. I think she’s talking about queef bubbles. Sorry, I took it there. I’m just tired of everyone coming out with a fragrance. Is a fragrance the easiest thing to manufacture when you’re a D list celebrity?! From Paris Hilton to Kim Kardashian, everyone comes out with their own scent but it’s really a rip off of someone high end like Michael Kors (cough, cough Kim).
If you don’t want to smell like Snooki from the Jersey Shore, you can always smell like Sammi from the Jersey Shore!
Someone make it stop!
I can’t wait for the weekend.
This was Snooki before:
This is Snooki after:
I kind of prefer Snooki before. I know she was a bit zoftig, but at least she looked clean! She looks so greasy in her skinnier body. Maybe instead of eating fried food, she’s bathing in it. I seriously don’t know what to think of her new look, it’s like she’s over compensating with make up? Don’t get me wrong I like that she went all Jonah Hill, and she’s being healthy, but if her being healthy means looking like Jamie-Lynn Sigler on meth while consuming(orally, you don’t get this tanned by spraying it) a can of self tanner, then I want nothing to do with Snooki.
Ew. Snooki’s 4’9″ frame has lost 15 pounds from not drinking cocktails, her head has gained all that weight back from her hair extensions.
The Jersey Shore’s midget, Snooki, decided to ink up her body with an appropriate H.B.I.C (Head Bitch In Charge) tattoo. Okay, so it’s a crown, but I feel like anyone with a crown tattoo would be liable to call themselves the H.B.I.C.
Isn’t it a weird tattoo?! The crown has a bow or feathers at the bottom, I can’t quite tell. I hate to say it, but I expected this from Snooki. I could just see her explaining her tattoo, “I’m like the queen of Jersey Shore bitch! WAAAAAAA!”
More like the queen of trashy reality TV.
JWoww is working the over exposure on that camera and is looking hot, dare I say?! Allegedly she’s hot off the surgeon’s table and not for her boobs but her face. I’m not judging, in all honesty if you want to get plastic surgery, do it! It’s not for me, but I’m pretty satisfied with what my momma gave me. 
She’s giving me Monica Belucci, right?! I think JWoww is perfect for Maxim, but can she please get rid of the “Opa” tattoo. She’s on a show where she’s “pretending” to be full blown Italian not Greek. I’m not surprised though, Snooki is half Chilean!
Last night on the Simpsons, they decided to steer America away from the all the Osama Bin Laden news to do a little commentary on the Real Housewives and the Jersey Shore.
It was funny per usual, but critics didn’t feel the same, “For whatever reason, The Simpsons also decided to turn the episode into a mediocre Jersey Shore parody a year too late with jokes far too weak compared to other animated efforts.”
I personally enjoy seeing the Jersey Shore as animated characters rather than real life people who I can’t believe actually exist! South Park did an amazing job at bringing Snooki to life, perhaps better than the Simpons.
Judge for yourself!
