Just take a moment to imagine that.
Take one more minute to imagine La Toya Jackson’s false lashes and collagen lips all over Edward James Olmos.
Okay, so they’re not sleeping together, but they both made an appearance at the super scene-y eatery Craft. Craft is based in New York, but they have a location in LA at the bottom floor of the CAA building. Craft is known to be the low key spot for celebrities, but everyone was someone and everyone was there to be seen. It was a bit ridic! I get that celebrities like to pretend they don’t like to be seen but let’s get real, they all LOVE the attention. Edward James Olmos hasn’t done much lately and I know he’s a a legend and all, but he had the audacity to ignore a fellow Mexican. There is an unspoken law in the Mexican community, it’s called the Mexican head nod. When one Mexican sees another fellow Mexican you must both nod, just a simple nod that says, “Hello”. Well he ignored my friends Mexican nod. Maybe it’s because we were in the bar area.
Well B.J. Novak from The Office was right behind us in the bar area, drinking some sort of vodka tonic-ish drink with his agent, I can only assume it was his agent because only does an agent act like HE’S the star. B.J. seemed a little skittish, high strung AKA on cocaine, it’s always possible in LA.
B.J. has a weird face, but in person he’s actually kind of hot in a Giovanni Ribisi sort of way.
The last but definitely not least famous person there was Kathryn Bigelow, the director from The Hurt Locker. She seemed like a real person.
I forgot the main reason I went to Craft, for the food. It was amazing, but I kind of enjoyed the who’s who of Hollywood more than the salmon tar tar.
