Need I say more, or are you guys still totally buying this PR produced relationship to hide Taylor’s gay eyes and uber queer smile? The reason you ask?
After three months of dating, country singer Taylor Swift and New Moon star Taylor Lautner have split.
Slash, Taylor didn’t need another girlfriend following her around. What will Taylor Lautner do now that he’s swinging single? Don’t worry you’ll be given an updated report every week, as his team maneuver his love life for press. We’ll all watch as he ends up on the “Most Eligible Bachelors” list, and have to endure surface interview after interview about what he likes in a girl. Do you think they announced it over the holidays by coincidence? His team want to start the new year with a clean slate.
Get ready for the onslaught.
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SmarterthanUare says:
He’s 17 years old….!!! Good grief who cares…. No wonder everyone hates gays!! They are soo petty… Good grief..
Drew says:
Okay… I’m missing what makes him gay.
Sounds more like you’ve taken lemons and made beef stew… You took something and made it something completely different with no proof or foundation.