Taylor Lautner’s Gay Face & Moves
I don’t care how many muscles Taylor has gained for his role as werewolf Jacob in Twilight. As my mom would say, “That Boy Has Gay Face!” Even in Twilight he was missing that masculine edge which is part of the reason they wanted to recast his role for the second film. He must have taken a day or two to lose his virginity to a girl because he convinced Summit Entertainment to let him keep the role in the end.
Sure they’re trying as hard as they can to butch him up now since he’s suppose to be a Bop cover teen hearthrobe, but something’s queer about this little boy dancing. I looked pretty f’ing queer in my old home movies too Tay, so don’t be offended, just an observation. He seems to have a little extra sparkle in his eyes, but the boy can DANCE! Which also is kind of a gay trait….
Come on… you see it too! We can fight over this wolf…he’s not neutered you know. Remember this classic photo of him leaving the gym? Who’s aroused when they leave a gym? If your boyfriend comes home like this be afraid!
On Taylor’s defense he was seen with his on again off again girlfriend, Sara Hicks treating her to a fancy meal at Chipotle in Weho.
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