5. I woke up this morning to everyone finally realizing that the Twilight series is a big rip off, and now the Mormon author’s being sued! Unfortunately, there’s nothing original about vampires so her case has no merit. No one’s going to suck off of Stephanie Moyer’s life bood unless it’s her church!
4. Moving on… Jennifer Aniston’s September Elle cover was just released but why is she still whining about being labeled Hollywood’s lonely girl?
3. Nobody really cares but Beyonce (9) & Lady Gaga (9) tied for MTV VMA nominations. Couldn’t Beyonce tile her guest bathroom in discarded Moon Men by now?
2. Hilary Is Duffing down the glamourous set of Gossip Girl!
1. And last but not least Madonna’s Ex Husband Guy Ritchie, a rumored homophobe (ask her brother), put a gay spin on his Sherlock Holmes movie and is worried their bromance will backfire. Which means now we’ll actually see it. What movie is Jude Law in that doesn’t have gay undertones?
