Transformers’ Terrible Reviews Scare Us More Than Megatron

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The human actors are in a witless sitcom part of the time, and lot of the rest of their time is spent running in slo-mo away from explosions, although–hello!–you can’t outrun an explosion. They also make speeches like this one by John Turturro: “Oh, no! The machine is buried in the pyramid! If they turn it on, it will destroy the sun! Not on my watch!”-Roger Ebert

A: Uh oh guys I thought the commercials were looking a little sketchy and now the early reviews are comparing it to a banging gabage can on your head for two hours. Transformers: Revenge Of The Suckfest is going to screw up whatever you thought about the first film.

Rotton Tomatoes community gives it a 68%

L: That’s just because of the loyal fan base. It’s still a D!

A: The critics give it a 28%. Will I still see it? Only for you Shia.

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  1. mich says:

    yeah, the movie kinda sucks XD